Thursday 6 May 2010

What's in a name...part two

Oh, okay. I enjoyed it so much that I’m already typing up the sequel. I’m just saying now, however, don’t expect anagrams for the following:

William Quaiffe, William Attewell, Will Jefferson, Will Bragg, Warren Hegg, Shahadat Hossain, Sam Cliff, Ryan Harris, Rohan Kanhai, Raqibul Hasan, Rahul Dravid, Peter Perrin, Nick Knight, Nick Compton, Murali Kartik, Morne Morkel, Mark Footitt, Malcolm Marshall, Mahendra Nagamootoo, Mahbubul Alam, Kyle Hogg, Kumar Shri Ranjitsinhji, Kumar Sangakkara, Junaid Siddique, Joseph Hardstaff, John Gunn, Corey Collymore, Colin Milburn, Clement Hill, Chris Harris, Carl Rackemann, Bruce French, Brian McMillan, Amjad Khan, Alexi Kervezee, Alex Jones, Alan Mullally, Ajmal Shazad, Aftab Habib and Usman Afzaal.

Collectively, they win the ‘Mr Impossible’ award for having names that have thwarted me in my evil intent! Also, the ‘Too rude to mention’ award goes to Frederick Bull, whose anagram was far worse than even his surname suggested!

And tonight’s victims are:

ALLAN BORDER: An Old Barrel
BASIL D’OLIVERA: Avoid Liberals (see, I can be topical!)
CHRISTOPHER LIDDLE: Childish Lord Peter
DARREN GOUGH: Rough Danger
EOIN MORGAN: Noon Mirage
GARETH ANDREW: Grand Weather
IAN HARVEY: Heavy Rain
JAMES KELLY: Smelly Jake
KADEER ALI: Like A Dare
LEN HUTTON: Hot Tunnel
MARK GILLESPIE: Killer Magpies
NICK POTHAS: Cash Point
RAWL LEWIS: Will Swear
RYAN WATSON: Warts Annoy
SHANE WATSON: Now He’s Satan
TIM AMBROSE: Moist Bream
WILFRED RHODES: Reddish Flower
SHANE BOND: Hand Bones
PETER SUTCH: Retches Up

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