Sunday 11 September 2011

Never streak at the Oval...

Goodbye Oval. Goodbye hallowed turf.
Goodbye tanked up boo-boys, chanting all their worth.
Farewell screaming crowds and all their wondrous din.
So long noisy school kids, screeching for a win.

Addio coloured shirts, and blue earpiece devices.
Aloha alcoholic beverages at eyebrow-raising prices.
Sayonara cover drives. Aurevoir to wonderous saves.
Paalam to all the members ignoring Mexican waves.

No more sumptuous batting. No more twenty twenty cricket.
No more leaning forward, baying for a wicket.
That final game on Saturday just didn't go as planned.
Coz hubby got his beer-snake out, and now we've both been banned!

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