Yes, I am a qualified nurse. Honest. Well, okay...maybe not qualified. But I did watch an episode of Holby City five years ago. That has to count for something, right? And I do have a certificate of sorts.
What do you mean, joint first in the 1981 Seagull Fun Club scavenger hunt isn't good enough?!? At least if your leg falls off I'll be able to find it again...
You do make me laugh !
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